Fashion Review: Met Gala 2017

Oh the Met Gala!

Everyone thinks that the Oscar’s are the fashion Superbowl, but done right the Met Gala can bring much more excitement!

The most exciting part about the Met Gala is that there is a theme. It’s truly the chicest costume party you will ever see!

This year’s theme was meant to pat tribute to the designer Rei Kawakubo, a Japanese designer best know for the Commes de Garçon label. In researching the designer’s aesthetic, one will find it to be very avant garde, with many pieces being very large and sculptural. Red and black are often used, but Kawakubo does not shy from bright colors either.

With the theme in mind, I was ready for people to really go outside the box, but for the most part all I saw was your typical red carpet looks. I have to say, It was actually a bit of a challenge to come up with my misses, because even if they did not stick to the theme, mostly every still looked gorgeous.

So here we go. Again, the evening started off pretty so-so, and then… wait for it… RHIANNA

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Like there is no words. She just simply came, conquered, and continued on. This nailed the theme 115%. Bow down!

Ok now for some others who fared rather well.

2) Zendaya

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I love Zendaya. Just in general, I find her to be amazing. But then on top of that she always seems to nail her fashion. This dress is no exception. It is so beautifully fierce, fits the theme nicely with its volume and nod to Asian-esque art, and her hair and makeup fall right in step! Kudos Zendaya!

3)Blake Lively

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I mean really, does Blake Lively ever not look fabulous? I really thought this was the way to bring a little bit of the theme/costume element without going to crazy. She looks super glam, but also like a beautiful Asian bird of paradise. Ugh! and her body is unfair to anyone who has had children or has been alive ever, but you go Blake Lively!

4) Chrissy Teigen

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Another one who can do no wrong is the infallible Chrissy Teigen. Not only did she look beautiful, but also gave me enough drama to fit the theme. The train flowed behind her effortlessly and she smiled and laughed down the whole carpet. Her beauty came from within and and outside!

5) Ruby Rose

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So on this one I am totally bias, because Ruby Rose is my girl crush and she could be wearing a potato sack and I would love it. But, in this case she happened to wear a stunning dress! It had just enough drama,not quite on theme, but still daring enough,and truly looked effortless. I love seeing her all femmed out! Perfection!

*Honorable Mention goes to Nikki Minaj, Ashley Graham, and Halle Berry, as they were about the only others to stay on theme.*

And now the worst…

1) Rose Byrne

 

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Oh dear. This was so bad I feel in pain. It was a sad combo of Borat’s unitard bathing suit and mosquito net. Topped with hair that should have staid on the set of Saturday Night fever, and you can just call it a night!

2) Lena Dunham

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Ugh. Why do we let Lena Dunham out of the house. She always looks like a hot mess and last night was no exception. Her hair looks like rats are nesting in it (sorry! but its true!), her eye makeup is way too heavy, and the dress is looks like something one of the goth girls in home ec tries to make for prom. I just can’t. Did I mention I also just don’t really like Lena in general? In case you couldn’t tell!

3) Solange Knowles

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What in the Lord’s name? Solange, sweetie, this was the Met Gala, not the REI Jamboree. Please return your sleeping bag and come back with an actual outfit,OK? This event is also not on ice, so shoes over skates might be a wise choice as well. Girl, bye.

4) Karlie Kloss

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Well, here we have a case of when bad styling happens to beautiful people. While costumes are encouraged at the Met Gala, I do not think a “Sexy Secretary” is what Anna Wintour had in mind. I’m really at a loss on this one!

5) All the Kardashians

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I wasn’t going to even bring them up, because my loathing of the Kardashian-Jenner clan is so unreal that one of them could have been wearing Rhianna’s dress and I still would have hated it. But in this case, they all looked foolish (well minus Kylie, she did alright, but I’m lumping her in for good measure!), so my thoughts are justified.

Kim did not even try. She put on a beach cover-up and said “Ta-Da!” Go back to Bali Kim! No one wants you here!

Kendall was almost acceptable, until she turned around and you found out the dress was assless… as is she. I just find this to be completely tasteless. Like she is actually a pretty girl. Do not do this to yourself.

Kylie, well she is just bad by association. I actually liked this look a lot.

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Fashion Review: Grammys 2017

Last night was the 2017 Grammy Awards.  Some stars came to rock, while others I would have liked to see be rolled right out the door. As always, lets start with the bad and the ugly.

  1. Jennifer Lopez

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Well all I can say is J. NO! For starters that color has got to go. This is the Grammy Awards, not brunch with Grammy! That pastel hue has no edge, no femme boss power. It is putting me to sleep. And then, obviously there is that  neck line. It looks like she was walking past a circus tent during high winds and someone’s cotton candy flew by and stuck on her. I like her shoes? But not nearly enough to save this.

2) Nick Jonas

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My first male review because I just can’t understand this. He looks like a gay Johnny Cash. The Bedazzler needed to stay in the the attic with the rest of the 80’s memorabilia. And why, when you have one of the most gorgeously ripped bodies on the carpet do you wear a tee shirt so large it looks like he just came from the Biggest Loser ranch? Not to mention that the rhinestone cowboy jacket, while being stand alone ugly, is also too big and boxy. Ugh, has he never heard of the KISS method? Keep It Simple, Stupid! Should have worn a suit.

3) Tori Kelly

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Tori, Tori, Tori. This is not cute. The layers make you look wide, the neckline looks like a tissue box cover, and overall this just looks sad. Did no one remember that the Grammy red carpet is a time to have a little fun with fashion? This dress is safe and blah and does not scream Diva. Keep dressing like this and your voice won’t be able to keep you a float. You have to look the part too!!

4) Katy Perry

 

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I don’t even really have words.  I was not aware that she was here to promote the new Beauty and the Beast film, but…

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Thankfully there was some good

 

  1. Demi Lovato

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While I loathe the Kardashians, Demi keeps wanting to dress like one, and I am surprisingly OK with it. This fits her impeccably, her hair and makeup are flawless, and while there is a lot going on here, somehow it doesn’t seem like too much. Well done Demi! Keep doing you!

2) Adele

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Adele loves to dress like Lady Grantham and I love every minute of it. Her mother-of-the bride style somehow works. She always looks gorgeous and always picks something that glides over her shape in all the right ways. This is no exception. This dress would literally be completely unacceptable on anyone else, but on Adele, it works!

3) Halsey

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I am in love with this look in  so many ways! She said she wanted to do an early 90’s/TLC throwback, and she nailed it! Her hair and make up look great, this color looks great, and this is the edge that I demand from the Grammy red carpet! She had fun with fashion and took a risk, and I wish I could pull this look off! Although have to say, it apparently did not photograph well, as this looks rather wrinkly.

4) Lady GaGa

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At first I wanted to hate this. GaGa stepped onto the carpet, and I was a bit taken aback because I thought GaGa may be past this phase, as many of her latest awards shows she has gone the Hollywood glamour look. But then, I fell in love, because this is classic GaGa that we all know and love, it had the edge of a music super star, and was such a fashion moment. All hail Lady Gaga for bringing this award show to life!

Fashion Review: The 2017 Golden Globes

I have been wanting to add some new material to this blog, and since TBT Vinyl is on hiatus (my record player went belly up! But a new one is in the works.), I felt it was a good time to introduce something. I have always wanted to write about fashion, but wasn’t sure how to start. So with the Golden Globes kicking off awards season last night, I thought I would start there!

The Golden Globes is an interesting awards show, because the dress code falls somewhere between putting on the Ritz (aka the Oscars) and arrival night at The Bachelor mansion. Stars don’t want to break out their best and brightest, but they still need to try and be on point…key word there is try.

I think I shall start from the bottom and work my way to the top, beginning with those that should probably reassess how much they are paying their stylists.

1)  Michelle Williams

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Ok, girl, you are in one of the hottest movies right now. And, all I can say is while the movie may be Manchester by the Sea, this get-up looks more reminiscent of something one would find in another Massachusetts town… Plymouth.. actually Plymouth Plantation. Please, save this sexy (?) pilgrim look for Thanksgiving, or lay it out and use it as the Thanksgiving table cloth, but don’t try and tell me this is attractive.

 

2) Carrie Underwood

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Carrie, beautiful Carrie. What happened? You are usually flawless, always rocking something sleek and shimmery. This, while right off the bat does noting for your figure, then culminates in collar that has me almost lost for words. Wilting radishes? Melting strawberry ice cream cone? Molting flamingo? I’m not sure, but It was not right. Your hair, your make up BEAYOOOUTIFUL! This dress, no.

3) Sienna Miller

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Oh, pardon us Sienna Miller, we were not aware that your Soul Cycle class was scheduled for the same time as the red carpet! I mean, that has to be the only excuse for this. You can’t see it from here, but her hair was literally held up with a thick black string, and actually most of it was falling out. The dress, looks like she could have taken some scissors to a terry cloth spa robe and made this in the car ride over. It is overall too casual. But wait! Some pearls will dress it up! Nope, sorry. Thanks for trying (or not!).

4) Sarah Jessica Parker

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It pains me that I must insult this woman. She is one of my style icons, and typically her grace and poise are exquisite. But this, this is unforgivable. OK, I could almost forgive the dress, almost. But that hair! It looks like a combination of a wreath and antlers. Add it to the dress and she looks like a Christmas tree topper. Or perhaps her next role is in a Shakespearean play? All I know is that SJP needs either a new stylist, some new friends, or a new mirror, because one of the 3 failed her in telling her this was acceptable.

5) Winona Ryder

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Poor Winona Ryder looks like she is lost on her way to the saddest prom ever. The shape and style of this gown just reminds me of every 12th grade girl’s attempt to feel like a pretty princess (not excluding myself!). The fit is completely wrong, as there are more wrinkles in that corset than on Donald Trump’s frowny face after hearing Meryl Streep’s speech. This could have some redemption if she made any attempt to accessorize. And, if you tell me that purse is an accessory, then I will show you the receipt from the last 10 for $5 sale I went to at Claire’s back in 1997 where I purchased the same thing. Winona, you haven’t had a moment in awhile. Coming out to awards season for Stranger Things could have been it…but then you wore this.

 

Whew! Now for the good ones!

1) Emma Stone

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Ah, Emma Stone! Never failing to bring true Hollywood glamour in a modern and effervescent way.  Light and airy just like it appears her spirit must be. I wish her hair was a tad more put together, but over all, a glimmering breath of fresh air.

2) Kerry Washington

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Kerry Washington, thank you! You took a risk without looking bizarre! This dress is warrior chic without looking like a suite of armor. This is warrior chic lace people! Only Olivia Pope could make this dream a reality. Her figure looks beautiful her hair is on point, her shoes are stunning. She is rocking this H2T!

3) Drew Barrymore

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What I have always loved about Drew Barrymore is she always  stays true to herself when it comes to personal style. She always pulls of a bohemian, free-spirit vibe with ease and class. This dress is no exception. On the carpet she simply floated when she walked and just looked like she was enjoying every moment. Which in a dress like that, how can you not! You go Drew!

4) Evan Rachel Wood

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On each new red carpet, everyone is looking for “the moment,” the look that when you think Golden Globes 2017 you automatically remember. I think Evan Rachel Wood’s tux will be that. And it’s not just because its a tux, because there were plenty of stunning dresses, but this was a whole look. The fit was superb, her hair was sleek, and her make up was flawless. This look provided more glamour than most of the gowns that graced the carpet, without a single stitch of sequin or tulle. Like Drew, she also appeared to be very relaxed and enjoying every moment, which helps make the whole package even more memorable.

5) Kristen Bell

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By far, the greatest moment of the night was Kristen Bell. This was a gown like I have never seen. It was the perfect about of glitter and svelte-ness. It was smooth and sleek, yet sharp at the same time. Every inch looked like it had been melted onto her body. And while most could not pull off that neckline, all I can say is WORK IT KRISTEN! Beyond the dress her hair and makeup shine as bright as the smile on her face. It was all just so stunning that I feel like someone should commission a portrait of it.

Well, that’s all I have for the Golden Globes. I have no commentary on who won or lost, because I really don’t pay too much attention to the awards themselves. I just come for the carpet.

My Jam Monday-David Bowie

Today music lovers everywhere woke up to some sad news. They had lost one of the greats: David Bowie.

First arriving to the music scene in the early 70’s, Bowie was an innovator in so many ways. From his androgynous style, to his sound, and his Ziggy Stardust persona, David Bowie opened a whole new door in music history.

While I have not quite delved into much of Bowie’s music, he had some stand out songs that not many could forget including, “Fame,” “Space Oddity,” and my jam, “Fashion”

PoshMark

Hi there everyone!

Just wanted to let you all know about a little business endeavor I have started.

I have started selling items through the app/website PoshMark, which is an online consignment boutique.  If you are in the market for some great deals on some designer and brand name clothes and accessories, please check it out! I will have more items in my shop later this week, so keep an eye out for some great summer dresses!

Below is the link to my shop. Feel free to ask me any questions about the items. And, if you follow my blog/like this post, take $5 off the price of any item!

Enjoy!

https://poshmark.com/closet/kmn316